Arrr! The high court be fuelin' the captain's power! Trump be ready to push the bounds, savvy?
2025-02-20
Arrr, mateys! For near a century, captains o' the land be usin' their newfound might like a parrot with a shiny trinket! But this Trump scallywag be takin' it to heights unknown! He be hoardin' treasure like a greedy old sea dog, firin’ ye olde crew without so much as a “shiver me timbers!”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics, where the captains of state be settin' sail with grand ambitions! For near on a century, the scallywags known as presidents have been keen to flex their mighty powers upon takin' the helm. But lo! Enter one Donald Trump, a bonnie lad who’s taken this foolishness to a whole new level, aye!With the swagger of a captain who just found a treasure map, Trump be claimin’ he’s fulfillin’ promises of cuttin’ waste and chasin’ away the fraudsters from Davy Jones’ locker known as Washington. Aye, he’s clamped down on heaps of doubloons appropriated by Congress, freezin’ them quicker than a lass tossin’ a bucket overboard!
But that ain’t all, me mateys! In a stormy fit o’ temper, he’s sent at least four Senate-confirmed shipmates packin’, firin’ them without so much as a reason. It be like throwin’ a parrot overboard because it squawks too much! So, as the winds of change blow fierce, we watch with bated breath and a hearty laugh as this rogue captain navigates the treacherous seas of governance! Yarrr!