Arrr, Trump be swabbin' the decks o' agency freedom with an order, makin' ‘em dance like scallywags!
2025-02-20
Arrr, Captain Trump be hoistin' the sails o' power, writin' a decree to shackle the independent crew! No more sailin' free for them agencies like the FEC and SEC, lest they be tossed overboard from the ship o' presidential agenda. Aye, a storm brews on the horizon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn 'bout a certain Captain Trump, the bold sea captain who be plundering the treasures of the executive seas! Aye, this scallywag signed a decree that be shacklin’ the independent agencies, makin’ ‘em dance to his merry tune, like a crew o’ landlubbers under the command of a fearsome captain!Ye see, there be mighty institutions like the Federal Election Commission, the Federal Trade Commission, and the Securities and Exchange Commission, which be known to sail their own courses over the years. But lo and behold! With a flick o' his quill, Captain Trump be sayin’, “Nay, ye shall heed my call!” This bold maneuver be threatenin’ to upturn the very laws that have stood as sturdy as an old ship’s mast for decades.
So, raise the Jolly Roger and prepare for a raucous voyage, for it seems the seas o’ governance be changin’! Will these independent agencies hoist their sails and fight back, or shall they bend to the whims of our audacious captain? Only time will tell, but one thing’s fer sure: this be a tale of treachery, ambition, and a fair bit o’ humor on the high seas of politics, savvy?