Arrr! Kansas captain Ronnie Platt be struck by the scallywag disease, scuttlin' concerts to sail the seas of recovery!
2025-02-20
Arrr, me hearties! Kansas’ cap’n Ronnie Platt be faced with a scurvy foe—thyroid cancer! But fear not, for this brave buccaneer vows to bounce back quicker than a cannonball! With the sails furled, they be cancellin’ shows, but Platt be certain he’ll soon be ridin' the waves again!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of the high seas, where a valiant singer by the name of Ronnie Platt o' Kansas be fightin' a fierce foe—thyroid cancer, ye see! At the ripe ol' age of 64, our hearty bard announced his battle on the Facebook seas, callin' it a mere "bump in the road," and fear not, for the scallywag has a 99% chance of sailin' through this stormy weather!"It be contained to me thyroid!" he declared, with spirits as high as a crow's nest, preparin' to have that troublesome gland removed and gettin' back in the saddle quicker than ye can say 'shiver me timbers!' With a heart full of gratitude, Ronnie thanked his crew of well-wishers, sayin', "I have some absolutely amazin' mates goin' to bat for me!"
Aye, the band Kansas be takin' a temporary leave from the stage, cancelin' shows aplenty while they rally 'round their captain. Assistant band manager J.R. Rees promised that they be focused on supportin' Ronnie, hopin’ to return to the road posthaste, for the music must carry on, just like the winds that guide a ship!
So, raise a tankard for Ronnie Platt, the brave bard! May he conquer this devilish ailment and return to bring joy to landlubbers and sailors alike with hits like "Carry on Wayward Son!"