Arrr! The C.I.A. be settin’ sail for a grand firing spree, like a scallywag's farewell party, aye!
2025-02-20
Arrr, me hearties! It be rumblin' that the scallywags in charge be thinkin' of tossin' overboard them officers who be seekin' fresh crew and colorful mates, all to follow the order of the cap'n up yonder! A merry jest, if ye ask me!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of bureaucratic waters! It seems there be a tempest brewin' in the realm o' the federal crew. The scallywags in charge be considerin' a grand purge o' the officers workin’ on recruitin’ and diversity, as they set sail to comply with the spirit o' an executive order. Aye, the winds be blowin’ against any efforts to diversify the ranks o’ the federal work force!Now, ye might be wonderin’, what manner o’ sorcery be this? Why, it’s as if Captain Hook himself has taken the helm, decidin' that a ship full o' only one type o' crew be the way to go! These officers, bless their hearts, were tryin' to bring in fresh blood from all over the seven seas, but alas! They be walkin' the plank instead!
So, as the agency prepares to toss these fine officers into Davy Jones' locker, one must wonder – are they lookin' for a crew o' parrots instead? Or perhaps a band o' scurvy dogs? Aye, it be a comical sight, indeed, watchin' the powers that be turn away from the treasure trove of talent in favor of a homogenous horde! Arrr!