Arrr! Pam Bondi be laughin' at Eric Adams' weak indictment, callin' it flimsier than a ship's sail in a breeze!
2025-02-20
Arrr, at a gathering o’ landlubbers, Pam Bondi be sayin’ the case ‘gainst Mayor Eric Adams be as sturdy as a ship made o’ seaweed! Aye, ‘tis a right feeble tale, me hearties!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, and lend me yer ears! At a grand gathering o' the landlubbers known as a conservative conference, the fierce Pam Bondi be makin’ waves, she be! With a voice as bold as a cannon blast, she set her sights on the case that be brewin’ against none other than New York’s own Mayor Eric Adams. Aye, she declared it to be “incredibly weak,” like a crew of landlubbers tryin’ to hoist a sail in a calm sea!With a twinkle in her eye, she waved off the allegations as if they were mere barnacles clingin’ to the hull o' a ship. “Yarr, what be this nonsense?” she bellowed, comparin’ the case to a ship with no wind in its sails—destined to drift aimlessly! She spun her words with the grace of a seasoned sea captain dodgin' cannon fire, makin’ it clear that this be naught but a tempest in a teapot.
In this high tide o’ political banter, Bondi be takin’ the helm, proclaimin’ that the charges be as flimsy as a jellyfish in a storm. So, raise yer tankards, ye raucous rogues, for there be naught but laughter to be found in the stormy seas o’ politics, especially when a captain like Bondi be at the wheel!