Arrr! The Senate be givin' the nod to Kash Patel as the new cap'n of the FBI ship!
2025-02-20
Arrr! The Senate be a-sailin’ with a narrow vote o' 51-49, confirm'n the scallywag Kash Patel as the new captain o' the FBI ship! But lo! Two lassies from the Republican crew, Collins and Murkowski, joined forces with the Democrats to send the lad packin’! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political seas, where the winds be blowin' and the votes be swingin'! Today, in the grand ol' Senate, a heated battle took place over the fate of one Kash Patel, a scallywag nominated to helm the FBI ship. With a close tally of 51-49, the crew found themselves in a right ruckus!But lo! In a twist fit for the high seas, two Republican wenches, Susan Collins from the cold shores of Maine and Lisa Murkowski from the frosty realm of Alaska, decided to side with the opposing crew – ye know, them Democrats! Aye, they cast their votes against ol' Kash, proving that even the fiercest of pirates can have a change of heart!
Oh, what a sight it must have been! Senators throwin' words like cannonballs, each trying to sway the crew to their cause. The seas of politics be murky, filled with treachery and tumult, and our brave Kash now sails the turbulent waters of the FBI. Will he find treasure or walk the plank? Only time will tell, me hearties!