"Avast! Off-duty mateys saved a fair damsel from a fiery ship! Luck be their compass, aye!"
2025-02-20
Avast ye! Two valiant scallywags—a copper and a fire-slinger off duty—did leap like a couple o' sea monkeys to save a fair damsel from a fiery wreck, after a cement beast rammed her vessel, makin' it sizzle like a sea serpent! Aye, heroes at sea and land!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of bravery on the highroads of Arizona, where a fiery fate awaited a lass trapped in her Nissan pickup, thanks to a cement truck givin' it a rough tumble. Aye, the sun was barely risin' when this calamity unfolded on the U.S. 60, a highway swarmed with peril.Enter our heroes, a police officer by the name of Brian Larison and an off-duty firefighter, Asa Paguia. Both veteran seafarers of the Marine Corps, they be trained for such fiery skirmishes. Larison, sailin’ his way through an unusual route, was the first to spy the blazing wreckage. His heart raced, shiverin’ at the thought of life lost to flames. With a trusty baton, he smashed the window, but lo! Just as the damsel made her escape, the truck rolled back on its feet like a drunken sailor!
Fear not, for Paguia, clad in his fire-fighting garb (because he worked late the night before, savvy?), leapt into action. Together, they hoisted the lass from the jaws of death, draggin’ her to safety as the flames danced behind them. With a hero’s heart, Paguia declared they risk much to save more. The lady be ok and even called her husband—talk about a fiery morning tale, eh? So hoist yer sails and raise a toast to these gallant souls! Arrr!