"Ahoy, mateys! Christopher Rufo be ponderin' how a jolly DOGE might scuttle the Department of Education into Davy Jones' locker!"
2025-02-20
Arrr! Since the dawn o' January 20, Trump’s crew be sailin' the stormy seas of politics! But lo, the most daring treasure hunt be Musk's DOGE, a gamble fit for the boldest scallywag! Aye, ‘tis a gamble that could make ye rich or send ye to Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the bold venture of President Trump and the crafty Elon Musk, who be settin' sail on a grand mission dubbed the Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE, for short. Aye, in this wild sea of politics, they be huntin' down waste and fraud like a pack o' hungry buccaneers on a treasure hunt!With Musk at the helm, they dispatched crews of savvy lawyers and engineers to scour the federal waters, cuttin' wasteful bloat and tossin' aside ideologically-charged nonsense. It be a high-stakes gamble, but for Musk, it be just another day in the life of a swashbucklin' innovator! The crew be slashin' budgets and layin' off scallywags left and right, all in the name of makin' the government shipshape.
Just last week, we be hearin' tales of a scandalous NGO funded by the Department of Education, espousin' wild ideologies that would make a sailor blush! But fear not, for the DOGE crew struck fast, cancelin' millions in grants that funded such nonsense. It’s a bold start, but beware! The bureaucratic beast be a crafty one, and though they be winnin' now, the fight be far from over!