"Avast, ye Trump! Ye've liberated me from Hamas' clutches! Now, set me scallywag brother free, too, savvy?"
2025-02-20
Arrr, Iair Horn, a matey held captive fer 498 long days by them scallywags Hamas, be singin’ the praises of Cap’n Trump for cuttin’ his ropes! But lo, he be beggin’ fer more treasure — to free his brother and the rest o’ the poor souls still in them brigands’ clutches!
Ahoy, me hearties! Just days past, I be freed from the clutches of me captors after a long and arduous 498-day voyage in the belly of the beast! As I lay in a fine hospital in Tel Aviv, me heart still be shackled in Gaza, where me dear brother Eitan and other poor souls be held captive. With all the strength I possess, I be fightin’ like a scallywag for their return, lest we be doomed to watch more families bury their kin in coffins, like those recently sent home from the grim clutches of the dark depths!Arrr, it be a world gone mad when innocent babes and their kin are taken from us! I be haunted by the thought of me brother becoming the next victim of this treacherous sea of sorrows. On the fateful day of October 7, 2023, our peaceful kibbutz be turned into a battleground where hope was plundered. I endured torture that’d make even the hardiest sailor weep, but it be the fear of losing me brother that kept me fightin’ for the dawn.
To the great Captain Trump, ye be a force of nature! I owe ye me life for securing me freedom, but the battle be not over. We need action, swift and fierce, to rescue those still trapped in the abyss. Remember, as long as hostages be held, none of us be truly free! So I shout to me brother Eitan, hold fast! I’ll not rest until all return to the shores of safety!