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Arrr, Texas Democrats be spottin’ their National Captain, like a ship findin’ treasure in a sea o’ confusion!

2025-02-21

Arrr, matey! Though the treasure of victory be hidin' far 'yond the horizon, some scallywags in the Democratic crew, led by their fresh captain, reckon Texas still holds a map to their future booty! Aye, let’s hoist the sails and see where the winds blow!

Arrr, Texas Democrats be spottin’ their National Captain, like a ship findin’ treasure in a sea o’ confusion!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand state of Texas, where the Democrats be chartin' a course through stormy seas! Though victory be slippin' through their fingers like a slippery fish, some brave souls among 'em claim the Lone Star State be a treasure worth plunderin' for the future of their party. Aye, their new captain at the helm be boastin' that Texas be the pearl in their treasure chest, though the winds of fortune be blowin' against 'em.

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