Arrr! Trump’s crew be tossin’ landlubber migrants from Guantanamo Bay, matey! No parley for ye scallywags!
2025-02-20
Avast, mateys! The scallywags of ICE be hoistin’ 177 wayward souls from Gitmo’s hold, bound for Honduras, where the Venezuelan fleet be waitin’ to reclaim 'em. Aye, the Trump crew be cleanin’ house, one swab at a time! Arrr, what a jolly ol’ shindig!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tales from the high seas of immigration and customs! ’Twas a fine day when the scallywags of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE as we landlubbers call 'em, set sail to Guantánamo Bay, the infamous stronghold where wayward souls be held. Arrr, ye see, the Trump administration had a mind to rid the shores of the good ol' U.S. of certain unwanted swabs, and so they stowed away 177 hapless Venezuelan pirates, aye, I mean migrants, in yonder military base.With a clap of thunder and a woosh of the wind, these 177 souls were gathered up and placed aboard the mighty ICE Air Operations vessel, a contraption that be neither ship nor plane, but a flying beast that be headed for Honduras! Aye, upon arrival, the Venezuelan government awaited ‘em like a pack of hungry sharks, ready to haul ‘em back to their homeland.
So, let it be known across the seven seas, that the tides of fate have turned for these lost souls. They be sailing home, while the bureaucratic buccaneers of ICE celebrate their own grand adventure in the realm of deportation. Yarrr, what a jolly good time on the high seas of immigration, eh?