Arrr, matey! The tax scallywags be sharin' the plank with over 6,000 souls in Trump’s treasure hunt!
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Word from the IRS be sayin’ that over 6,000 scallywags be walkin' the plank before the week's end! Blame it on Captain Trump, who ordered the crew to toss the probationary bilge rats overboard! Avast, me hearties, the seas be rough for them!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news of a storm brewin' in the realm of taxes! The Internal Revenue Service, that scallywag of a bureau, be preparin' to cast off over 6,000 of its crew by week's end. Aye, ye heard it right! Six thousand souls, gone faster than a bottle of rum at a pirate's feast!This grand decision be followin' the orders of none other than President Trump, who’s been givin' the ol' heave-ho to probationary workers across the federal seas. Aye, it seems the fine captain wants to lighten the ship and trim the sails, hopin’ to steer the good ship Government into calmer waters. But alas, me thinks there be more than a few barnacles clingin' on to the hull!
As the tides of change roll in, these poor souls bein' let go might have to trade their calculators fer cutlasses! So, raise a mug of grog, me mateys, and toast to the brave souls who shall soon sail into the unknown, lookin’ fer new adventures beyond the shores of taxes and forms! May their next journey be filled with treasure and mirth, and may they never have to face the dreaded audit again!