Arrr, CNN scallywags be sayin' Trump’s notions o’ man and woman ain't fit for a proper scientist's parley!
2025-02-21
Arrr, matey! CNN be spoutin’ tales o’ doubt 'bout the new HHS scrolls layin' out the differences 'twixt lasses and lads! But blow me down, they be not quotin' a single scallywag who be objectin’! A fine mess o’ confusion, I say!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the latest ruckus in the land lubber news! The goodly Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., be makin' waves with his new decree on the biological differences 'twixt the gents and the lasses. CNN hosts be laughin' and callin' it as tight as a sailor's knot, claimin' it be more confinin' than the definitions most learned scientists be usin'!Now, this guidance be set forth to bolster the mighty decree of ye former captain of the ship, President Trump, who be standin' firm on the notion of only two sexes: male and female! According to the new rules, a male be one who can produce sperm, and a female be one who can lay eggs. Simple as pie, or so they say!
But lo! There be mutterin's from the crew, with one host arguin' that most scientists be singin' a different tune altogether. Critics be raisin' their voices, claimin' these definitions be castin' shadows on those who be intersex or transgender, as if they be pirates walkin' the rope of the law! They fear the loss of precious data, and that could have consequences for both patients and those wise doctors tryin' to navigate these stormy seas. So, me hearties, it seems this tale be far from over!