Arrr, matey! Five treasures be vital fer Trump’s Energy Crew to sail to success, or be walkin' the plank!
2025-02-21
Arrr, after that scallywag Trump hoisted the flag o' national energy emergency, he went and did it again on Friday, settlin' up the National Energy Dominance Council! Aye, 'tis like givin' a parrot the keys to the treasure chest, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of President Trump and his merry band of energy buccaneers, known as the National Energy Dominance Council! On his first day, Trump cried, "Let there be energy!" and lo, an era of power and plunder was born, promising a treasure trove of affordability and security for all ye landlubbers.As we sail into the electrification supercycle, the call for juice be louder than a cannon blast! The world be needin’ more electricity faster than a ship on the high seas, and 'tis the good ol’ U.S. that must hoist the sails of innovation to lead the charge. With 18,000 crew in factories churnin’ out turbines and power plants, the Council must prioritize the expansion of baseload energy, upgrading the mighty turbines and revivin’ old nuclear sites.
But beware! Our grid be the unsung hero, requiring urgent repair and new fortifications. With a sharp eye on competition, we must ensure our ships and tech be built on American shores. And let us not forget, energy be the key to peace on the seven seas, solve conflicts and bring prosperity to our fellow sailors! So, raise yer tankards to the Council, for they be charting the course for a brighter, electrified horizon!