Arrr! I be a swashbucklin' White House legal matey, outsmartin' the left’s pesky law traps like a clever sea dog!
2025-02-21
Arrr, those scallywag lower courts be tryin’ to hoist their sails too high, thinkin’ they can shackle the Trump fleet! But alas, they be sailin’ straight into the storm, breakin’ the law like a drunken sailor! Avast, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be the tale of a federal judge, who raised his quill to command the Trump crew to hoist the sails o' foreign aid once more! Aye, it be just another round in the grand game where scallywags in wigs be halting the captain's reforms with their pesky injunctions!Now, these here injunctions be like a tempest before the storm, meanin' the reforms might still see the light of day, just as the Supreme Court once upheld that travel ban, aye. But here lies the rub, mateys! These judges be breakin' the law by lettin' the plaintiffs sail on without payin' their dues! It be like givin' a pirate a ship without a treasure map!
The rule o' the sea—err, law—says that injunctions should come with bonds, but these crafty judges be lettin’ the bonds slip through their fingers like sand in the hourglass! They be claimin' it be discretionary, a fancy term for “do as ye please!” No wonder half the jurisdictions be treatin' it as a suggestion rather than a command!
So, the Trump administration be needin' to remind the judges to follow the rules, for it be high time to restore order on the legal seas! If ye can’t afford the bond, then prove yer case, ye landlubbers! The tides may shift, but the law be the law, savvy? Arrr!