Aye, I be the scallywag who sailed Trump’s tax cut through Congress! No flounderin’ this time, matey!
2025-02-21
Arrr, I be toilin' fer Captain Trump when we sailed his treasure map o' tax cuts through the sea o' Congress! Now, them landlubber Republicans be holdin' a wee bit o' power! If they don’t join forces, they'll be swimmin' in a sea o' blame fer $4 trillion in tax hikes! Har har!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round, for a storm be brewin’ on the horizon! In mere months, over $4 trillion in tax hikes be ready to strike unless those scallywags in Congress start actin' like the fine crew they ought to be! Back in the year of our Lord 2017, I be witnessin’ President Trump wieldin’ his mighty pen to grant tax relief to hard-workin’ families, but now it be a different tide. The Democrats be refusin’ to lend a hand, leavin’ budget reconciliation as our only lifeboat!The House Budget Committee has charted a course that can avoid these treacherous tax waters, but alas! The GOP be lackin’ a sturdy majority like they had before. If they lose even three votes, they’ll be swimmin’ with the fishies! There be but one treasure map to follow—a single bill that sails through with conservative priorities intact. If these landlubbers fail, they’ll be takin' the blame along with the Democrats for this impending tax calamity!
With time tickin’ away and midterm elections loom’n like a kraken, the Republicans must band together behind a grand, all-in-one budget resolution to protect the treasure of American households. If not, they’ll be lookin’ for a life raft as they sink into economic disaster! So hoist the sails and get movin’, me hearties, or face a calamitous fate!