Arrr, matey! South Carolina scallywag opts for a blast o' lead, sayin' "Gimme the bang, not the noose!"
2025-02-21
Arrr, matey! The crown ne’er be using that swashbucklin’ method to send a scallywag to Davy Jones! Last time a landlubber met his doom by musket fire was way back in 2010 in Utah. Aye, they be stickin’ to their old ways, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the state and its curious ways of shufflin' off the mortals! Ye see, in all the annals of law and order, there be nary a time when the good ol' state hath called upon the fearsome firing squad to send a scallywag to Davy Jones' locker!In truth, the last soul to feel the sting of a bullet was back in the fateful year of 2010, in the wild land o' Utah! Aye, ye heard me right! That be a whole treasure chest of years ago! Ye’d think a state might take a shine to such a dramatic exit, but alas, they’ve chosen other means to deal with their unruly knaves since then. Perhaps they be thinkin' that the firing squad be a tad too raucous for their taste, or mayhap they be simply looking for a more civilized way to send a rogue on his way.
So there ye have it, mateys! Aye, it be a jolly good jest that the state prefers to settle its scores with a bit more flair and less bang, leavin’ the firing squad to gather dust like an old treasure map lost to time! Arrr, what a world we live in!