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Arrr, Bernie be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull, never lettin’ go o’ his treasure hunt!

2025-02-21

Arrr, the senator be frettin' that too many landlubber Democrats be too chicken to rock the boat! But nay, he don’t be regrettin’ standin' by ol’ Joe Biden 'til the last cannonball flew! Aye, loyalty be the finest treasure, even on a leaky ship!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve got a tale o' politics fit for the high seas! There be a senator, a brave soul, who be wringin’ his hands like a landlubber caught in a storm. He frets that too many Democrats be sittin' like barnacles on a ship’s hull, too scared to toss the old system o’ governance overboard and sail into the unknown!

But lo and behold, this senator be no coward! Nay, he stands proud, proclaiming that he’d defend the good captain, Joseph R. Biden Jr., ‘til the kraken be comin’ for him! Aye, even as the winds o’ change howl about, he’s not regrettin’ a single cannonball he fired in Biden’s defense. That be a true matey spirit, if ever I saw one!

So what be the lesson, ye salty sea dogs? Even when the tide be risin’ and the crew be shiverin’ in their boots, a true pirate—err, I mean politician—must hold fast to their captain, lest they find themselves adrift on a sea of indecision! Now hoist yer flags and raise yer mugs, for in the end, it be about loyalty on this wild ocean o’ politics!

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