Arrr, Trump be battlin’ like a scallywag, Kamala be chasin’ silver screens, and Fox News be spoutin’ tales aplenty!
2025-02-21
Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on the freshest tales from the Fox News treasure chest! Don’t forget to feast yer eyes on the moving pictures of Captain Hannity, Sir Arroyo, and a band o’ merry scallywags! Arrr, it be a jolly good time ye shan't be missin'!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we be chattin' about yon President Trump and his first month in the grand ol’ White House! The infamous Hannity be spillin’ the beans on the whirlwind that be his antics aboard this high-seas adventure of politics!Then, we got ol' Hugh Hewitt ponderin' the temptations of grant makers—aye, a true test of character fer them who be swimmin' in the treasure of dollars!
Next up, a scallywag named Git-R-Done claims to have been the mastermind behind Trump’s tax cut bill. He be swearin’ failure ain’t in his vocabulary, savvy?
But beware! Die Dei be talkin’ about lawfare, and how it be sinkin' the ships of DEI and affirmative action like a cannonball to a dinghy!
Sec. Sean Duffy be shoutin’ about America’s air traffic systems needin’ a mighty upgrade—me thinks they be flyin’ on wooden ships!
And what’s this? Raymond Arroyo be reactin’ to Kamala Harris settin’ sail for Hollywood—a true tale of a pirate lookin’ for fame on the silver screen!
So, there ye have it! A month of Trump reminds us all what the seas have been missin’. Raise a tankard, me hearties, for the chaos that be politics!