Arrr, matey! If ye be switchin’ back, why be the treasure chests closed to coverin' yer voyage?
2025-02-21
Arrr, me hearties! Columnist David Marcus be wonderin’ why them scallywag insurance companies be so quick to back the young’uns’ swappin’ of sails, yet when they want to hoist their old flags again, the gold be all dried up! A right jolly mess, I say!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve spied a tale of woe upon the high seas of medical tomfoolery! In this here 21st Century, a dastardly phrase be makin' the rounds—"gender-affirming care!" Aye, it be naught but a scallywag’s euphemism, hidin' the grim truth o’ irreversible procedures on poor young souls confused 'bout their own selves!But ho! A fresh wind be blowin'! More and more young buccaneers be turnin' back from this cursed path, seekin' to reclaim their true selves after bein' led astray by so-called experts! Chloe Cole, a brave lass, tells of her struggle after bein' shipwrecked by medical misadvisors at the tender age of twelve. When she tried to reverse her course, the very crew that set sail with her turned a blind eye!
The insurance scoundrels be ready to part with doubloons for the mutilation of youth but be tight-fisted when it comes to reparations for their misdeeds! Lawsuits be flyin', and even those in the political crow's nest be callin' for change. 'Tis high time Congress hoists the sails and demands these companies pay for the undoing of their blunders!
So, me mateys, let’s raise our mugs and demand that our laws reflect the truth, for it be a world where the whims of confused youths should not carve scars upon their bodies! Aye, action be needed to ensure no soul be lost to this madness!