The Booty Report

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Arrr, the high seas of justice be denyin' Trump’s quest to toss the lookout! Avast, matey!

2025-02-21

Arrr, matey! The court be sayin’ they might hoist the sails on this matter again come next week, when that pesky judge’s holdin’ order be settin’ sail into the sunset! Prepare yerselves for more swashbucklin’ legal shenanigans! Avast!

Ahoy, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather ‘round, for word from the court be blowin’ in like a gusty gale! The mighty judges, in their lofty chambers, have spoken with a decree most curious. They be sayin’ that they might turn their keen eyes back upon a matter that be stirrin’ like a stormy sea! Aye, come next week, when the sands of time do run low, a trial judge’s temporary restrainin’ order be droppin’ like a cannonball!

Now, what be this restrainin’ order ye ask? Aye, it be a fancy term fer holdin’ back trouble, like a ship’s crew keepin’ a rowdy parrot from squawkin’ too loud! But lo! The judge, like a captain checkin’ his compass, may chart a course anew! Will they do it? Will they hoist the Jolly Roger on this matter once more? Only the tides of justice know, matey!

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