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Arr! 'Tis a tale to be told, me hearties! The famed 'James Bond' star Pierce Brosnan, in naught but a towel, met with a dire injury, makin' him quite wretched!

2023-07-08

Arrr, me mateys! Listen ye well, for the tale o' Hollywood actor Pierce Brosnan be a most peculiar one! The scurvy dog confessed that, whilst clad in naught but a towel, he stubbed his toe and avast! His very nail abandoned ship! Arr, such misfortune befitting a landlubber!

Pierce Brosnan, the famous actor known for his role as James Bond, recently suffered an injury that almost led to a wardrobe malfunction. The incident occurred when Brosnan stubbed his toe while running to let the floor man in. At the time, he only had a towel wrapped around him. In another incident, Brosnan fell and injured himself while trying to catch his wife's attention. He ignored the bell at first but then realized he needed to let someone in. Unfortunately, he tripped and hurt his toe in the process. Despite the pain, Brosnan managed to keep his towel on.

Brosnan has been married to his wife Keely for over 20 years and continues to praise her. He describes her as a wonderful cook and enjoys playing backgammon with her, even though she often wins. The couple's favorite place for date nights is Giorgio Baldi, where they had their first date.

This news comes after Brosnan's Malibu guest house was broken into. Law enforcement confirmed that an intruder had entered a neighboring property, used their facilities, and then trespassed onto Brosnan's property. The suspect was eventually apprehended with the help of a helicopter unit.

Brosnan's representative explained that the intruder had accessed their property from the beach and used the outdoor shower. He was escorted off the premises by staff. Brosnan currently resides in the Malibu property with his wife.

Despite these incidents, Brosnan remains in good spirits and continues to entertain his fans with his humor and charm.

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