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Arrr, what be that scallywag Musk's whirlin' saw at CPAC truly about? A jest or a treasure hunt, ye say?

2025-02-21

Arrr, with a chain saw in hand, Captain Elon swaggered onstage at CPAC, a jolly sight indeed! Aye, he be mimicrin' a right-wing captain of yore, slashin' through the nonsense like a true buccaneer of banter! Ho ho, the seas be filled with chuckles!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain scallywag known as Elon Musk, who took to the stage at CPAC like a rogue sailor brandishin’ a cutlass, but lo! Instead of steel, he wielded a fearsome chainsaw! Aye, it be true! This here landlubber sought to showcase his allegiance to the right-wing captain of the seas, lettin’ all know he be a true buccaneer of the political high seas!

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