Arrr, Trump be ponderin’ snatchin’ the mail ship, lettin’ no letter escape this scallywag's grasp!
2025-02-21
Arrr, matey! The captain of the land be ponderin' t' tie the mail ship to the Commerce crew! A scallywag move, if ye ask me, mixin' treasure maps wit' the post! What’ll they think of next—sendin’ letters by parrot? Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas o' politics! Our grand captain, the president himself, be ponderin' the notion o' blendin' the mighty mail service, a fine independent vessel, with the Commerce Department—a ship o' trade and treasure, I tell ye! Aye, the idea be as curious as a cat in a barrel o' rum!