Arrr! Trump be eyein’ to plunder the mail ship, while the crew be shoutin’ “Scallywag!” 'tis a right ruckus, matey!
2025-02-21
Ahoy, mateys! It be said that Captain Trump be plannin’ to seize the Postal Service, tossin’ the Governors overboard faster than a cannonball! The postal crew be in a tizzy, fearin’ the chaos of e-treasure lost! Arrr, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of governance!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous waters of politics! Our captain, President Donald Trump, be ponderin' a grand maneuver! Rumor be flyin' that he plans to sign an executive order, as swift as a cannonball, which would send the Postal Board of Governors to Davy Jones' locker and seize control of the U.S. Postal Service, savvy?The scallywags at the postal workers union ain't takin' kindly to this news, me mateys! They be feelin' like a ship without a rudder, all in a tizzy over the thought of their beloved mail service bein' scooped up into the White House's hold. According to The Washington Post, which be known as a seagull of truth, the captain's plan could lead to a right ruckus, threatenin' trillions worth of e-letters and treasure maps bein' sent across the seven seas!
So, brace yerselves, ye landlubbers! The high seas of the postal service be changin', and who knows what may come next? Will the mail be delivered by a crew of parrot-squawkin' buccaneers, or will it be a calm sea of efficiency? Only time will tell, but keep yer eyes peeled for this unpredictable captain’s next move!