Arrr! 'Bout 200 scallywags from Venezuela be booted from Guantánamo Bay, sent sailin' back to their homeland!
2025-02-21
Arrr! On Thursday, a fleet o' flying ships sailed from the cursed shores of Guantánamo Bay, carryin' nearly 200 scallywags caught in the net back to their homeland of Venezuela. Blimey, what a merry ride for them landlubbers!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of Guantánamo Bay, where nearly 200 scallywags hailing from Venezuela found themselves shipped back home like so much treasure in a windswept gale! Aye, the landlubbers, clad in gray sweats, took to the skies, making a pit stop in Honduras 'fore settlin' their sea legs once again in Caracas.Word be blowin' in the wind that the good ol' U.S. of A. be keen on sendin' back its wayward sailors, thanks to a bit o' high-seas diplomacy with the Venezuelan government, who’ve decided to take back their wayward souls. Aye, only last week, the sea-faring folk managed to ferry 190 more back to their homeland, faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”
Once a nation reluctant to accept their own, Venezuela’s now opening their arms wider than a pirate at an all-you-can-eat buffet, thanks to some political wranglin’. Now, the scurvy dogs transferred to Guantánamo be linked to the Tren de Aragua gang, labeled a “foreign terrorist organization” by none other than Trump himself. As President Maduro be trumpeting about fighting the scourge of terrorism, the seas be ever churning with tales of political maneuvering and maritime mischief!