"Disgruntled Democrats be beggin' their cap'ns to hoist the sails and battle the scallywag Trump with more gusto!"
2025-02-22
Ahoy, mateys! The landlubbers known as voters, raucous activists, and even some ship captains like Governor Shapiro of Pennsylvania be mighty vexed with the congressional Democrats’ timid sails! They be needin’ to hoist the Jolly Roger and chart a bolder course, lest they be lost at sea! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round, fer the winds of discontent be blowin’ through the ship o’ Congress! The fine voters, tireless activists, and even some landlubber governors, like that scallywag Josh Shapiro from the fair shores of Pennsylvania, be growin’ more vexed than a cat in a room full o’ rockin’ chairs! Aye, it seems the congressional Democrats be takin’ a mighty cautious tack, and the crew be restless!