The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The crew be investigatin’ six scallywag losses, eyein’ a peculiar bunch called the Zizians! Har har!

2025-02-22

Arrr, matey! Aye, the grim fates of a Border Patrol swab in Vermont, a landlubbing scallywag in California, and a lovey-dovey pair in Pennsylvania be causin' the lawmen to chase a crew with ideas as murky as the briny deep! Yarrr, what a jolly mess!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' woe and wonder from the seven seas of mischief! A trio of fateful encounters hath set the lawmen a-chasing shadows, includin’ a brave Border Patrol swashbuckler in the wilds of Vermont, a landlord in sunny California, and a lovey-dovey couple in the fair lands of Pennsylvania. Arrr, ye’d think they’d be enjoyin’ a nice grog instead of flirtin’ with doom!

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