The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, be yer device eavesdroppin' on yer every squawk? Aye, 'tis a tangled web of shenanigans, matey!

2025-02-21

Arrr! Those scallywag apps be spyin' on ye, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Google, Instagram, and Facebook be chartin' yer whereabouts to bombard ye with ads! Fear not, matey! Here be some jolly tips to keep yer secrets safe from the clutches of the digital sea!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale that be ticklin’ yer funny bone! Our fair damsel, Linda, did ring me radio show, spillin’ her conundrum about a dastardly device known as a smartphone. She be wanderin’ the aisles of Walmart, eyein’ shiny kitchen knives, but lo and behold, she never searched online for 'em. Yet, the very next day, she be bombard'd with emails offerin’ those cutthroat blades! Arrr, what sorcery is this?

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