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Arrr, I be a lad-mama! Here be five lessons I teach me young scallywags on the ways of manhood!

2025-02-22

Arrr, mateys! For many a moon, the landlubbers on the left have been jabberin’ ‘bout what a scallywag ain’t. Let’s hoist the sails and have a hearty chinwag ‘bout what it truly be to be a man—ye know, all the jolly bits that come with it!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand notion of bein' a man in this here modern world! With the winds blowin' against masculine spirits, ‘tis high time we chart a course to discuss what it means to wield the mighty sword of manhood!

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