"Arrr! Coppers be rushin' t' a scallywag ruckus at the healing dock in York County, matey!"
2025-02-22
Arrr, the landlubber constables be claimin’ they sailed to the UPMC Memorial docks in York County, Pa. to deal with some ruckus! By Davy Jones' locker, I reckon they be lookin’ fer treasure, but found naught but a bunch o’ scallywags!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale from the landlubber shores of York County, Pennsylvania! Aye, the constables of the realm be havin’ a look-see at the grand UPMC Memorial hospital, where all manner of scallywags be seekin' cure for their ailments. What be the matter, ye ask? Well, it seems the good folks at the hospital raised the alarm, cryin' foul like a parrot on a rainy day!So, the brave lads in blue, armed with their finest contraptions and a hearty dose of courage, did set sail toward the establishment, hopin' to quell the ruckus. “What sort of mischief be brewin' here?” they surely pondered, scratching their heads like a crew of confused sea dogs. Perhaps a treasure map gone awry, or a parley gone askew? Only the fates knew!
As they arrived, the air crackled with excitement, like a storm brewin’ on the horizon. But fear not, for it seems the ruckus was but a minor squabble, a far cry from the dreaded mutiny! With a hearty laugh and a shake of their heads, the gendarmerie returned to their duties, leavin' the good folk of UPMC to mend their woes and carry on with their daily plunderin’ of health! Aye, what a day it be for the brave hearts of York County!