The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Fair lass bewitched, spiked grog, then plundered from old sea dogs in a jolly treachery, says the landlubber's court!"

2025-02-22

Arrr, a lass of 43 summers was nabbed in the land of tacos, for pullin' a “romance scam on steroids,” says a scallywag from the F.B.I.! Aye, she must’ve been courtin' more than just suitors—perhaps the whole ship!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye a tale most peculiar from the shores of Mexico! A lass of 43 summers, caught in the riptide of love, hath been nabbed by the long arm of the law, or as they call it, the F.B.I. Aye, this be no ordinary romance, but a “romance scam on steroids,” so sayeth the agent, with a wink and a nod!

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