The Booty Report

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Arrr, what be the treasure huntin' for cocoa beans, matey? The price be steeper than a crow’s nest!

2025-02-22

Avast, me hearties! The sun be burnin’ like a cannonball, rain be dancin’ like a drunken sailor, and it’s puttin’ the squeeze on our cocoa bounty. Aye, prepare yer doubloons, fer chocolate prices be raisin’ faster than a ship in full sail! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of a most troubling plight in the world of chocolate, that sweet treasure we all hold dear. Yarr, it seems the very skies be turnin' against us, unleashin' rising temperatures and rain that be as unpredictable as a ship in a storm!

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