“Avast, matey! Here be the folly ye commit when those scallywag scammers be ringin’ yer bell!”
2025-02-22
Arrr, matey! The divide 'twixt spam and scams be as narrow as a ship's plank! Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be spillin' his treasure o' wisdom fer spotin' those scallywag robocalls and pesky salesmen. Keep yer doubloons safe, or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy mateys! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout those dreaded cold calls that plague our days like a cursed sea monster! Aye, they be naught but a waste of precious time, filled with the blarney of scallywags tryin' to part ye from yer doubloons! These foul calls are thinly veiled traps, seekin' to snatch yer secrets like a sneaky pirate in the night. They’ll ask ye about yer mother’s maiden name or yer first pet’s name, hopin' to pry open yer treasure chest of personal information! Arrr!Beware, for these brigands could be after yer hard-earned booty, especially if ye've just sold a ship or buried a chest of gold for retirement! The way to safeguard yer booty is simple: refuse to engage! Just hang up if their tale sounds fishy, and keep yer secrets locked tighter than a captain’s cabin!If ye be uncertain, use the trusty "Hang up, look up, and call back" trick to verify their claims, and let unknown calls sink to Davy Jones' locker! So, raise the sails and keep yer wits about ye, lest ye fall prey to these dastardly scoundrels!Stay sharp, ye savvy sea dog, and may yer seas be ever calm! Arrr!