Arrr, they be squawkin' 'gainst waste, but loathe DOGE more than a cursed sea rat!
2025-02-22
Arrr, matey! Senate scallywags be sayin' they’d trim the fat from the treasure chest, but not by the likes of that Musk buccaneer! "Aye, there be waste, but ye can’t be swingin’ a cutlass ‘n hackin’ away at all the doubloons!" squawked Sen. Chuck Schumer, with a hearty laugh.
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the high seas of politics! The scallywags of the Senate, led by the crafty Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York, be weighin' anchor on the matter of spendin' like a drunken sailor. Aye, they be agreein' that some of the federal treasure be squandered on foolishness, but they won't be lettin' that landlubber Elon Musk take a cutlass to the whole bounty!"Aye, we see the waste, no doubt," Schumer bellowed, scratchin' his beard. "But ye don’t just swing a meat axe and chop the whole purse! We be needin' a surgeon’s touch, not a butcher's blade!" The good Senator be likin' to keep the ship afloat without tossin' every barrel o' rum overboard, savvy?
So, as the Democrats chart their course through the treacherous waters of budget cuts, they be callin' for precision rather than reckless abandon. Let it be known, ye landlovers, that while the debate rages, they be settin' their sights on smarter cuts that won't sink the whole fleet! Har har har!