Trump be lookin’ less worried 'bout Mike Johnson's survival than a parrot with a plank to walk! Arrr!
2025-02-22
Arrr! Captain Trump be leanin' on Speaker Johnson like a scallywag on a sinking ship, while jabberin' behind his back! Johnson be carryin' the burden o' the captain's wild dreams, yet if he flounders, he'll get no mercy from the White House crew! Avast, the politics be rough seas!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout the scallywag Donald Trump, the captain of the landlubbers, who be settin' sail on the choppy seas of budget deals, leanin' on ol' House Speaker Mike Johnson, a lad from Louisiana. Aye, that ol' Johnson be holdin' the weight o' the world on his shoulders, tryin' to hoist the sails of Trump’s grand designs whilst the cap'n be throwin' him daggers from the crow's nest!Now, word from the high seas of the Wall Street Journal tells us that Trump be snippin' and snarkin' like a parrot with a sore throat. He be leavin' Johnson hangin' like a pirate's forgotten booty, all whilst the winds of budget negotiations be blowin' fierce! If that Johnson lad be failin' to muster a deal, he shan't find no mercy in the captain's quarters, I tell ye!
So, what be the moral of this salty tale? Even in the treacherous waters of politics, ye best have a stout-hearted crew, lest ye find yerself marooned without a budget to call yer own! Har har har!