Arrr! Meghan Markle's treasure be questioned, while Nicolas Cage be caught in a legal storm with his former matey!
2025-02-22
Arrr! The Fox News Entertainment Scroll be deliverin’ the freshest tales from the land of glitz and glamour—celebrity chitchat and gossip from the high seas of Los Angeles and far-off shores. Hoist yer anchors and set sail for news fit for a scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest tales from the realm of Fox News Entertainment, where drama be more plentiful than the booty in a sunken galleon!First up, the fair lass Meghan Markle be accused o’ pilferin’ the Spanish coat of arms—talk about a comedy o’ errors, eh? Then, Nicolas Cage finds himself in a bit of a storm as his ex be claimin’ he enabled their lad Weston’s ruckus. Yarr, it be a family affair fit fer the high seas!
In other news, Denise Richards’ young scallywags be unfazed by her antics on OnlyFans, which surely tickles the crew! Meanwhile, Sharon Osbourne admits her biggest blunder be lovin’ a certain Ozzy—who knew that love could be so treacherous?
Ron Howard discovers he be kin to his co-star Don Knotts, makin’ family ties as tangled as a ship’s riggin’! Harrison Ford scoffs at fears o’ AI stealin’ his soul, while Dolly Parton pleads with the Indiana governor not to cut funds for the wee ones. Aye, she be a lass with a heart o’ gold!
Lastly, Hilaria Baldwin be defendin’ her ‘fake’ accent, and Hallmark star Eric Mabius finds himself in hot water after a bar scuffle. Blimey! Keep yer eyes peeled fer more shenanigans from this ragtag crew!