Arrr! We swapped kin for Uncle Sam, matey! DOGE be makin' wise cuts or walkin' the plank!
2025-02-22
Arrr, matey! If we be settin' sail fer America’s treasure of coin, we must mend the good ol' family crew! We’ve handed over too much to that scallywag, Uncle Sam, and now our ship’s all askew—dysfunction’s runnin' rampant like a parrot with a corked beak!
Ahoy, me hearties! To shrink the size o' the government, we must hoist the sails o' stronger families, savvy? President Trump be settin' his sights on the Department o' Government Efficiency (DOGE), but beware! Cuttin' waste ain’t enough when yer funds be flowin’ to all manner o’ foreign fripperies like drag shows and electric chariots. Arrr, we be in murky waters if we forget that many a soul be dependin' on government booty fer basic needs, thanks to the great collapse o' families.Take heed! In towns like Youngstown, a staggering 68% o' lads and lasses grow up without a married father, beggin' for government grub. Meanwhile, the wealthy folk in New Albany, with their strong family ties, see only a 4% child poverty rate. It’s plain as the Jolly Roger that when families be intact, the government’s burden be lighter.
Now, if DOGE be lookin' to chart a course for fiscal health, we must rally behind the banner of marriage! For it be the sturdy ship that keeps our young’uns from drownin' in poverty and dependency. So, let’s raise our tankards and toast to families strong, fer they be the true treasure in our quest fer a leaner governin’ crew! Yarrr!