"Arrr, matey! Newt Gingrich be claimin' this be the wildest month for any landlubber captain o' the ship o' state!"
2025-02-22
Arrr, in but a moon's turn, the Trump scallywags be sinkin' whole fleets of agencies and plunderin' billions o' doubloons spent on far-fetched folly! 'Tis like findin' treasure in a bilge barrel, matey! Aye, the seas be wild with their shenanigans!
Ahoy, mateys! As I be settin' me quill to parchment to spin a yarn 'bout President Trump’s inaugural month in the captain's seat, I found meself in a right peculiar perspective!