At CPAC, Trump be laughin' like a scallywag gettin' his treasure back, claimin' political plunder fer all! Arrr!
2025-02-22
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, as the captain regales us with tales of his grand quest to toss the bilge rats from his ship—aye, even those scoundrels from the Jan. 6 fray! A right jolly caper, indeed! Avast, the sea be cleaner now! Har har!
Ahoy, ye scallywags and landlubbers! Gather round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a jolly captain, known as the President, who stood before a motley crew of supporters, includin’ a few rascals pardoned fer their rowdy antics on the fateful day of January the Sixth!