"Arrr! How DOGE bewitch'd Washington: Musk and his scallywags snagged the govern'ment's treasure map in a jiffy!"
2025-02-22
Arrr, the Trump crew’s newfangled efficiency venture be settin’ sail like a cannonball, yet it’s sailin’ with no captain! Elon Musk be no DOGE master, not even a deckhand, say the White House! The richest scallywag in the seven seas got named, but he's just swabbin' the decks!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a grand initiative that be settin' sail under the Trump banner, a mighty tempest known as the Efficiency Initiative. Aye, it be a ruckus fit to shake the very timbers of the federal galleon!But hold yer horses! This here ship be adrift, fer it be lackin’ a captain! The scallywag Elon Musk, the richest buccaneer of ‘em all, be not the master o’ the US DOGE Service, the newly minted agency tasked with keepin’ the government shipshape. Nay, he be not even part o’ the crew, as the White House declares!
Yarrr, it’s a curious tale indeed! This Musk fellow was called upon by President Trump to lead the DOGE crew back in the frosty month of November. He be postin’ and boastin’ about it like a parrot on a perch, yet when ye look behind the curtain, he’s just a ghostly figure sailin’ the seas of cyberspace!
So here we be, with a ship in need of a sturdy captain, and ol’ Elon busy countin’ his doubloons, while the Efficiency Initiative sails on—a fine farce on the high seas of politics!