The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! What be the tale o’ Guantánamo’s land o’ lost souls and salty sea dogs?

2025-02-23

Arrr mateys! Last moon, Cap’n Trump be declarin’ plans fer a migrant prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba! Carol Rosenberg be spillin’ the beans on this grand caper, and Doug Mills, the scallywag snapper, caught the first glimpses of this here landlubber's folly! Avast, what a merry jest!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale from the high seas of politics! Last moon, the grand Captain Trump, in his quest for a new treasure trove of rule, declared he be buildin' a mighty fine holding pen for wayward sailors—err, I mean migrants—down yonder in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Aye, 'tis true!

Now, the wise sea wench, Carol Rosenberg, be breakin' down the murky waters of this operation, providin' us landlubbers with insights so clear ye could sail a ship through 'em! And as luck would have it, the doughty seafarer and lensman, Doug Mills, be on hand to snap the first independent glimpses of this curious facility. With his trusty camera, he immortalized the scene, as if it were a treasure map leading to the heart of the matter!

So, me hearties, while the captain be plotting his course, let’s keep our spyglasses trained on Guantanamo, where the winds of change be blowin' and the stories unfold like a tattered sail. Will this venture lead to bountiful riches or simply a tempest in a teapot? Only time will tell on this salty adventure!

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