"Arrr, matey! The duel o' elections be but a gentle breeze now, with competition sunk to Davy Jones' locker!"
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord, 2024, most races fer Congress and the state seas be won by a scallywag's handful o' landlubbers! This folly be stirrin’ up a storm o’ divisions and sinkin’ public trust to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've news from the landlubber realm of politics! It be said that in the year of our Lord 2024, a mighty squall brewed o'er the races fer Congress and state legislatures. Aye, most o' them contests were decided by naught but a handful o' scallywags! Low turnout, ye say? Aye, it be like tryin' to pillage a treasure chest with nary a crew to help ye!