Arrr, me hearties! New cap'n Kash be shovin' 1,500 landlubbers from D.C. to parts unknown! Avast, what a voyage!
2025-02-23
Arrr, ye scallywags! Newly dubbed Captain of the FBI, Kash Patel, be fixin’ to ship out 1,500 hearty souls! A thousand will set sail from D.C. to distant ports, while 500 landlubbers be bound for Huntsville, Alabama! Hoist the sails and let the relocation commence! 🍻🏴☠️
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye news from the high seas of bureaucracy! Newly sworn-in FBI Cap’n Kash Patel be settin' sail on a grand adventure, claimin' he’s fixin' to uproot a whole fleet o’ 1,500 scallywags from their comfy docks in Washington!According to the report from the landlubbers at the Associated Press, the Cap’n be plannin' to send about 1,000 of his crew to various FBI outposts scattered across the seven seas—er, I mean, the nation. Aye, they be settin' their spyglass toward new horizons and seekin' to spread the good word of law and order far and wide!
But wait, there’s more! Another 500 of his merry band will be steerin’ their ships to a fine harbor in Huntsville, Alabama, where I hear the biscuits be as big as a cannonball and the sweet tea flows like the Ocean Blue! Aye, it be a bold move, mateys, and one that be sure to raise eyebrows in the captain's quarters!
So, let us raise our tankards to Cap’n Patel and his ambitious scheme! May his crew find fair winds and following seas as they embark on this grand relocation escapade!