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Arrr! Minnesota’s Muslims and Somali mates be chattin’ ‘bout politics, faith, and maybe lettin’ ol' Trump aboard in 2024!

2025-02-23

In the fair land o' Minnesota, a merry band o' Somalian Americans, many a Muslim matey, did raise their voices 'bout the grand 2024 election! With an eye for ol’ Trump, they be spillin' the beans on what swayed their salty votes. Arrr, a fine tale indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the frosty shores of Minnesota, where a crew of Somali Americans be swappin' tales 'bout politics and them ballots! Aye, it seems some of 'em be raisin' the Jolly Roger for the Republican fleet under Captain Trump, a twist that’d make any scallywag scratch their noggin!

Salman Fiqy, a bold matey, declared that the Somali folk had set their sights on the Democrats, sailin’ in from the late '90s. But as the winds shifted, many felt the Democrats be steerin' them into murky waters. “Arrr, it be education!” he proclaimed, as the crew ruminated on the tempestuous tides of the LGBTQ agenda, where big families be the treasure they cherish!

Fatmata, a savvy business lass from Karmel Mall, chimed in, sayin' these choices were no easy task. “We be weighin' our children’s futures against a ship o’ baggage!” she said, with a wink. While some in their crew took to Trump’s ship, others be wonderin’ what common ground they had with him. Aye, it’s a tangled tale of beliefs and brave votes, where every heart had to decide which way the sea be blowin’!

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