"Republicans be meetin' furious scallywags at town gatherings, hintin' at a stormy sea of discontent, arrr!"
2025-02-23
Arrr! After a merry month o' moonlight for the GOP crew when Cap'n Trump set sail, now they be face-to-face with a storm o' dread and grumblin' in ports far and wide. The scallywags be shakin' in their boots, savvy?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the G.O.P. crew, who, after a jolly month o' love and high seas frolickin' at the start of Cap'n Trump’s reign, be now facin' a tempest o' dread and discontent in their own ports o' call!