Arrr! Chaos erupts as that scallywag Senator takes a swing at 'Dick Boss' Musk fer makin' the Feds explain their toil!
2025-02-23
Arrr, chaos be afoot, me hearties! Elon Musk be demandin' a tale o' triumphs from all landlubber federal folk by the stroke o' midnight Monday! The FBI captain be givin' his crew a free pass, leavin' many a salty sea dog in a tizzy! Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! The winds of panic be stirrin' amongst the fine folk of the federal seas, as one Elon Musk, that scallywag of Silicon, be demandin' each matey to conjure up a five-point tale of their week’s exploits, due ere the stroke of midnight on Monday! Arrr, what a laugh!Now, it be comin' to pass that the newly minted captain of the FBI ship, one Kash Patel, has granted his crew a shiny exemption from this troublesome decree, much to the chagrin of those landlubbers in the intelligence fleet who be feelin' the sting of foul winds. Why, the poor souls be clamorin’ and wailin’, their quills scratchin’ in despair, thinkin’ of all the jargon they must pen down!
But fear not, ye brave federal sailors! For the rest of ye, with yer scrolls and ink, must reckon with this here task, or risk facin' the wrath of the iron captain himself. Aye, the seas be rough and the deadlines be tighter than a ship’s riggin’, so hoist yer sails and prepare yer summaries, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank of paperwork! Yo-ho-ho, what a merry time be had!