Arrr! Hochul be takin’ a swing at Trump’s ‘king’ jab, callin’ his toll-blockin’ a right scallywag’s folly!
2025-02-23
Arrr, Governor Hochul be settin' sail against President Trump’s jab of "King"! That scallywag be tryin’ to scuttle New York’s treasure of congestion pricing! Avast, ye landlubber, ye can’t plunder our plans!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of politics in the bustling port o' New York! Governor Kathy Hochul be defendin' the noble congestion pricing scheme that be aimed at settin' sail through the gridlock that be plaguin' the city. But lo and behold, the scourge known as President Trump, claimin' himself a king, has threatened to sink this grand plan with a mere tweet!In a meetin' fit fer a captain's log, Hochul faced off with the former captain of the ship o' state, tryin' to convince him that the toll program be the key to loosening the chains of traffic that bind the good folk of Manhattan. She declared, "We're not goin' back to the days of kings and tyrants!" as she parried his royal decrees. Aye, Trump proclaimed victory, shoutin' "LONG LIVE THE KING!" while Hochul be ready to fight like a true buccaneer.
Despite the federal order to halt the tolls, the fight be far from over, as the Metropolitan Transportation Authority be raisin' the Jolly Roger to keep the tolls afloat through the courts. Hochul be resolute, swearin' to battle fer her crew and ensure the ships of New York sail smooth once more. So hoist the anchor and let the battle continue! Arrr!