Arrr! A Trump matey claims Ukraine's treasure deal be a jolly good booty for both US scallywags and Ukrainians!
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent be crowin’ like a rooster ‘bout the Trump-backed treasure trove in Ukraine! He calls it a “win-win,” as the U.S. be ready to plunder some doubloons into Ukraine’s future! A jolly fine deal, if ye ask this salty sea dog!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treasure and trade, where the bold U.S. Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, be singin' the praises o' a deal with Ukraine that'll have both lands dancin' a jig! He be sayin' this partnership be a "win-win," bringin' forth rare earth minerals like a bounty of jewels from Davy Jones' own chest.Bessent, in his Sunday mornin' ramble, declared that if the Ukrainians fill their coffers, then the good ol' U.S. o' A. shall reap the spoils as well! Aye, he spins a yarn 'bout strategic minerals and investments that'll set Ukraine sailin' on a glorious growth trajectory. As the cannonballs of the Russian fleet rain down on Kyiv, he be suggestin' that the opposition to this deal proves it be a fine venture indeed!
President Trump, that ol' sea dog, be claimin' the deal be "pretty close," settin' the stage for a mighty exchange: U.S. support fer Ukraine's battle against the Russians in return fer access to their treasures. There be no military guarantees, but Bessent promises riches and security fer the Ukrainian folk! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s hope this deal be smooth sailin’ ahead!