Arrr, matey! David Marcus be sayin’ that Trump’s fortune be built on the clear seas o' radical transparency! Ha-ha!
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! Columnist David Marcus be sayin’ that President Trump’s speed be so fast it could outrun a cannonball! His crew be spillin’ the beans like a drunken parrot, makin’ it easy fer landlubbers to see what mischief they be up to! Aye, transparency be the name of this sea shanty!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tempestuous seas of politics and the cunning captain known as President Trump! In just five short weeks back at the helm, he’s been makin’ waves faster than a cannonball through a ship’s hull, and aye, he’s done it without losin’ much support from his crew!